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Natalie Portmanteau
natalie-portmanteau

Heckling the president at State of the Union? Not harassment.

The irony of Trump asking for a safe space for Pence is so ironic that I’m not sure you can even call it irony anymore.

Never cross the Rubicon People. They’ve been known to retaliate

WE HAVE CROSSED THE RUBICON PEOPLE! Hold me, I’m scared.

Susan Sarandon didn’t cost Hillary the election, and I hardly think most people are making that argument. But, fuck me alive if her behavior during the election wasn’t a flighty game of White Privilege Bingo.

Would you say Debra is... messing with Susan Sarandon?

Literally, let’s put a end cap on this fucking year. Someone please blow this fucking useless rock into the sun.

DROP MILLION DOLLAR EXTREME. BRING BACK METALOCALYPSE.

Here’s a novel idea:

Wabba labba dub dub!

Here’s a wild idea: if you have to routinely scour a show you’re airing for hidden swastikas, maybe don’t air it at all.

YES FUCKING THANK YOU. I’ve said as much on Facebook, basically: look, you vote for who you want but I think you made a bad call and for selfish reasons. You would’ve thought I called for their fucking heads to be set on pikes right next to Lady Liberty.

I can’t even bring myself to watch this video tonight. I just got off the phone with my mom after learning a couple hours ago that my Grandma, who is almost 94, is entering hospice care. This is a woman who went against the grain and went to college so she’d never be reliant on anyone else financially, eventually

It’s infuriating.

My father couldn’t apparently muster a vote for her and wrote in Rubio for whatever reason. I’ll not survive thanksgiving without a clear answer from him. Was this shit show a better outcome??

America is worth it, that I don’t disagree with, that I don’t doubt. If we didn’t believe it, we wouldn’t have voted it.

OK, guys. Let’s face it. In the video of the speech, she looks sad, tired, not made-up, defeated, done.

She’s been put through the ringer for 30 years. She deserved better from her country. I’m still with her.

She is amazing. I can’t believe so many Americans chose that giant exploded can of cheez wiz over her.

I thought I was approaching the point of not crying every day about the election results.. nope.