You know shit is messed up when even Ben Carson is backing away slowly saying, “on second thought, I think I’m better suited to work outside of government....”

I’m sure Mike Pence has just been telling them that they’re wrong to transition.

I honestly don’t know whether to be relieved or even more terrified. Is it possible their utter ineptitude could save us? Or will it doom us all?

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Which leads us to Plan L.

can you really trust a man who was banned from Comedy Death Ray Radio, though

“...we’re dumb and racist enough to have shot ourselves in the dick all on our own...”

This smug bullshit is why these two potential Democrat voters won’t vote for us! Stop shaming them!

“I feel so it’s unfortunate that people still have these racist undertones,” he said.

Lolol we’re all doomed.

Yes, I will post this photo every. fucking. time.

realistically not going to happen. the republicon party is extremely hegemonic and since they lean authoritarian anyways its incredibly easy to use top down hierarchy to get everyone on the same page and out the door. Whereas the democratic party is an umbrella party for literally everyone else, its like herding cats,…

“You can be grateful that he wore a condom.”

So basically...men are uncontrollable rapists who will use every opportunity to assault you and you should have known that you stupid, stupid girl. But also, don’t be so mean and think all men are rapists. Obviously, calling out a man’s deplorable behavior is just as bad as the behavior itself.

I stifled my comments about porcine lipstick but it took a lot out of .me

If you refer to a black person as an “ape” there is no way in HELL you are not being racist. I’m sorry. This is not a case of “you misread my comment thooo.” It’s blatant racism.

Another Period, too

I bet he has his chicken parm cut up for him before it gets to the table.

Can’t say I blame him for being careful, especially when those assholes can destroy everything he worked 8 years to build.