“Bamboozled” re-entered the lexicon thanks to Spike Lee. I think a better word for NPH to have used would have been “hornswoggled.”

Anyone who says Heidi Klum isn’t a 10 anymore is right—she’s an F, because she’s broken base-10 and moved us straight to hexidecimal

People are SO MUCH MORE LIKELY to assume that two women are just friends when they are actually fucking than the other way around.

But on a more serious note, I feel like this is all just in jest. There’s pithy little posts about straight people and are they/aren’t they hooking up all the time. I kind of like that mainstream sites are posting about potential queer couples the same way they would about straight ones.

Stop. Being. Horrifying. Dicks. To. A. Victim.

Rant: I never thought I would say this considering its Kim K, but I don’t think this was faked for “attention whoring”. Say what you will about her but my gut tells me this isn’t the kind of shit she’d lie about fur attention. Robberies DO happen, and when you consider someone of her wealth this is a reality that has…

The day that I can read the news without having to come across the name Donald Trump will be one of the happiest days of my life.

Sometimes, but the episode long one where they revealed the backstory of the two bookstore owners as power suit wearing sharks in the coke-fueled ‘80s NYC publishing scene? Pure gold.

I hope Kim fucking destroys this sex offender.

I had a roommate who would shit on the floor. He went on to become a racist, MRA, conservative columnist.

10/10, would watch that movie. Would especially watch if it was about, like, the Dr. Moreau of inanimate objects.

How nice that you added that clarifying post, sometimes you need to explain things in an appendix to your main text

Something I didn’t know about Jamie Lee Curtis. I am almost 4 years sober and lately have been having a very hard time. I don’t do AA because I don’t agree with it, and my husband and I are somewhat new to a state where we don’t have close friends. Work has been very stressful lately and last night we went out to…

You...you killed him?

same...i couldn’t decide whether to choose that i have leg hair or don’t since i only shave when i absolutely have to.

They DO look like baked potatoes. There is no such thing as a good-looking newborn.

Congrats to Paulson (agree she was overdue for a win), but also agree about Dunst. Her on Fargo was pretty much the best this season.

Josh Groban is a nerdy, adorable puppy.

That’s my representative! Nice to see people trying to accomplish actual governance instead of just repealing Obamacare non-stop.