Taking “Junior” to the hospital is a totally valid use of a sick day under basically every rule out there. What the fuck.

Is Lenny bringing back the dreads? Or is this just a short dreads thing? Sending a prayer out to the universe for the return to glory.

No wonder he walks that way...

My Gad, Josh has a point!

It took too long of a scroll to get here.

Hey, friends! Join me in the Not Wrestling Over the Gendered Language section. Alexis was fantastic and great and was loved by many. Instead of being self-appointed pronoun monitors, let’s love on Alexis’ memory and realize some people will have it right and some people will have it wrong. AIDS sucks, brain tumors…

Stuff like this is why I love you, Ellie.

Jet fuel can’t melt bed springs.

Well we were taking aptitude tests and on that day we happened to take the Spatial Awareness portion. I did fairly well on tests as a precocious teen and had finished most of them with a high grade. For the Spatial Awareness portion I got a lovely 34% grade because some guys hat kept turning into a shark and I…

I know I’m gonna sound like the asshole who can’t ~have fun~ but smoking and driving is bad, and they should feel bad.

Stamen side for daisies. A pistil wilt not save you.

Hive got a feeling it’s not clover yet.

There, there, Honey. It will bee okay.

I can’t even beegin to explain how much this scares me.

I like the way they implied she was witty and warm despite her hideous appearance.

I guess Flea is more of an Irish Spring man.

theres no way coco doesnt create a small gravitational field around her.

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!