Oh lovely, this is the first I’ve read about Chris Brown fans blaming the woman who called police. They would, wouldn’t they?

And dealing with chronic illness in the eye of never ending tabloids, paps, and instagram? No shit anxiety’s happening.

I really don’t think that you can complain about no one discussing the Haitian Handicraft collapse without also making note of the problems with the Namibian mining industry.

It can sometimes feel like a pretty lonely road. But Aaron Sorkin has this quote—I’m a pretty big Sorkin fan—

OMG you guys. Can farts really be sucked out of asses? Because I’ve had a real monster stuck in there ever since I ate that burrito earlier. Can I call the police about this? Can Chris Brown help me with? Please Internet, illuminate this.

“Y’all can suck a fart out my ass for all I care.”

Why are you telling people women poop. YOU ARE GIVING AWAY OUR SECRETS.

She is infinitely braver than I could ever hope to be. I wish her all the best and hope she wins her case.

Apparently the $100K+ defense Labrie got that tore this child apart on the stand and got her rapist off with barely a slap on the wrist? In large part funded by alumni and donors to the school.

She is so fucking brave. I applaud women every time they talk about their experiences unapologetically but it hurts my heart that she is so young.

God. She’s so young.

I have noticed that white conservative pundits like to lash out at Beyoncé for increasingly frivolous reasons. Mike Huckabee takes potshots at her almost constantly — perhaps the most famous example is when he said that her husband Jay-Z was pimping her out.

I dunno, I feel like for a long while Beyonce was an “acceptable” black and then this album came out and people realized that she viewed herself as a genuine black woman. Apparently that was just too much for them.

I’m not particularly attractive, but I “get away with” not wearing makeup by not giving a flying fuck.

i knew this was coming, and yet...

My elderly parents freaked out about a strange email and called their local PD. An officer was at their house inside an hour and resolved their concerns. That incident was hilarious to me, but I wish all police departments were as responsive as theirs is. However, for most departments I think that would require better…

It could be non-alcoholic or she could be having just one to celebrate. What does it matter?

Sometimes nail polish puns just don't gel 🙁

Does she have the one cure for crime? No way - she has MANYcures.

As much as I hate the vapidity of social media, if twitter didn’t exist, these kinds of injustices would go unnoticed. Making the powers that be feel shame is a very strong deterrent.