I spend a lot of time thinking about Jason Mantzoukas with straight hair.

Tangentially, I love Bitch Sesh with Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider. I wasn’t a fan of Casey before (not exactly not a fan, but the characters she always seemed to play annoyed me) but the podcast is fun. It’s Real Housewife based— esque, but I find it delightful and I'm not much of a RH fan outside of New York.

My favorite still is her watching mortal Kombat and only realizing at the beginning of the podcast that it was based on a video game.

I love, love, love these two women!!! (Happy Endings should never have been cancelled!!)

And I would recommend her podcast, How Did This Get Made, I love her surrealist understanding of...everything.

She’s also great on the podcast she does with her husband, Paul Scheer- How Did This Get Made? Hilarious.

YES.

Is it bad that I was expecting his reasoning to be that it meant no one in the office could hit on her? And that I’m only marginally relieved (but a great deal more offended) that it was “hur dur, the other women will be jealous and wrathful”?

She hands back all of the essays dramatically one by one until she gets to the lowest two grades, but there’s only one essay left in her hands and the student who’s essay is not in her hands must leave the classroom.

Semenya has the word “semen” in it. Dead give away.

This is so utterly ridiculous. Yet again women are being forced to shoulder the blame for a culture’s fear and ignorance.

There is nothing about this lady that is comical.

Liberté, égalité, fraternité, JK.

This fire is one of eight currently ongoing in California. The Soberanes Fire has been burning since July 22, damaging over an estimated 76,680 acres in Monterey County – the result of an illegal campfire somewhere in the vicinity of Big Sur.

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

What is a colloquialism? Is it sexist?

I was talking to a student about games and another studentsaid to me, “you play man games, miss?”

That’s not true. I play video games topless whenever I want the attention from all those sexy gamer boys. I just love it when a 12 year old private messages me “nice tits” or “want sexxx u slut”

The only thing better than this article are the mansplainy comments. #blessyourheart

My dude person loves it and he named a planet after me. All parties involved are happy.