Yeah, I remember Michael Phelps’ coach getting all the credit for his medals. Oh, wait...

Guys. Please help. The shittiest thing just happened: I found a close friend’s husband on Tinder. I need your feedback on what to do. I’m really torn. Reasons for telling her: We’re among each other’s closest friends, I’d want to know, I don’t want to carry this big secret around, she deserves to know. Reasons for not…

Hopefully she kicked his ass to the curb, is too busy to respond because she is snuggled underneath, or on top of, a new man with biceps like Pita Taufatofua and the stamina of an Olympic decathlete.

My doggy is hanging in there, but in so much pain. The tumour keeps growing and it’s spread to her lungs now. We have a euthanasia date. :( Spending her last few days visiting her favourite places and eating all kinds of junk. She’s had a cheeseburger, chicken shawarma, poutine, pulled pork, and an ice cream cone just…

Like many working mothers, she worried about the expectations and judgments of how she should handle the trade-offs, knowing that few people would question my choices. And the reality was that when our girls were young, I was often away from home serving in the state legislature, while also juggling my teaching…

I read the whole article, and this part in particular broke my heart:

The “breakfast” one (why the whipped feta?) literally looks like Audrey II. Don’t feed her, Seymour. Fucking take her out back and put a bullet where that egg yolk is unattractively splooshing from.

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

No Kumail, no. Not until people learn the ‘one spray, walk away’ method

All the random Shakespeare in TNG is awesome. I love that they took advantage of Stewart’s background like that.

One of my favorite moments on TNG is when Picard starts doing Shakespeare to convince this Ferengi dude to beam Troi’s ridiculous mother back to the Enterprise or he’d vaporize the Ferengi ship. I’d imagine that was one of P-Stew’s favorite parts to film.

I mean... I have kids (2 girls and one mystery baby currently gestating) and my cat went missing for a few hours on Wednesday and I went full Joyce Byers over it.

i love the score.

Also, MTV hasn’t shown a fucking video in like 20 years!

Looks like we’re posting animal gifs, here’s one of my faves:

Are you the middle child Bobby?

This makes me feel guilty for not watching her show. She’s the best.

Here is a picture of my dog being adorable. If it soothes anyone I will have done some good work because wtf.

the clinton campaign? doing something incredibly stupid??

I don’t watch this franchise, so I somehow never really saw this guy before. He looks lab-created.