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Natalie Portmanteau
natalie-portmanteau

I’m so sorry you’re going through this. I know you describe him as a nice guy, but someone who makes you feel like a servant in your home? Someone who isn’t a partner in actually running your life? Someone who tries to make you feel like a bad person for wanting physical affection? That’s not that nice. I know you

What do you think?

Aww, what a cute kitty! My Milo uses his disapproving glare to get what he wants.

Jezzies,

My family had a cookout at the lake. It was nice. I swam with my cousins. It was the first holiday after my aunt’s death. It will get easier. My mom was talking to a friend and she said the first holidays are hard.

Cabinets full of women > binders full of women.

Raise your hand if you feel personally attacked and victimized by Nigel Farage’s shoes.

Mocha is the biggest feminist bunny you’ve ever seen. She’s yuge. Like, terrific, she’s going to absolutely blow away the competition. Yuge!

my babies:

R2 promotes equality among the species. This is where he hangs while I bathe my small children.

Shammy is all about women’s rights, especially her own, and she is bored with Trump.

My dog is a feminist too. And ready for this fireworks shit to be done.

Norman, too, is quite the feminist.

the boys

My Gus cat is a feminist. I can tell by the adoring way he looks at me. Just heart eyes all the time.

A feminist is not a person that creepily loves his only daughter. There’s another word for that.

I’ve thought about this and realized that it can be both. I believe he thinks his daughter is an exceptional woman (and not just the whole “if she wasn’t my daughter I’d...” bit of effluvia). I believe he encouraged her. Because she’s his. And that alone makes her exceptional by virtue of those yugely great genes. But

Talk about burying the Lede. World Volleyball powerhouse Cuba lost to Finland! Certainly these poor, dear young men have suffered enough and must be experiencing deep emotional trauma.

No pregnancy. There was a pullout. ;)

Coincidentally, Colombia was just elected host country for the next World Cup and Summer Olympics in a re-vote.