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Natalie Portmanteau
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I was driving to work too! I squeaked out a WHAT and a couple OH MY GOSHes. Usually I’m pretty bummed out after listening to the news on the way to work so this was a nice change.

For sure. I can’t help but feel hopeful right now though, I was not expecting to hear such great news this morning :)

YES *high fives the whole world*

Ugh meeee tooooo. Hope you’re safe from that dick hole now.

I know!!!! WHERE ARE ALL THE PICTURES, PICTORIAL.

Oh jeez :( My heart goes out to you and your little one. *internet hugs*

Like, what’s even the point of police if they can’t stop a man from murdering his wife after she’s called the cops on him FOURTEEN TIMES.

Wow. I am so sorry you had to go through all that :( What an awful human. I hope that you are safe and never have to deal with him again.

I started reading The Girl With All The Gifts today and am really liking it!

This is just convincing me further that I need to join the fuzzy-pitted lady club I think!!

That would bug me too. I think anytime I caught anyone looking anywhere remotely in the direction of my stubblepits I’d have to be like, IT’S COOL DUDE I’M DOING THIS ON PURPOSE.

I saw a girl with the most luxuriously soft-looking pit hair the other day and I can’t stop thinking about it. It’s making me seriously reconsider my own (shaving) decisions in life. It seems like it’d be annoying to deal with the first stubbly weeks though! But probably worth it in the end, right??

WAIT I JUST REALISED HE ACTUALLY CAUGHT ONE. Mind blown..... again.

OMG that gif is ameeezing :0

Any Jezzles out there doing The 100 Day Project? I’m doing 100 days of doodle portraits and would love any suggestions for folks to doodle. I’ve been doing lots of Game of Thrones and other TV/movie folk. Yesterday I was thinking about the new Mad Max movie so I did Aunty from Beyond Thunderdome. I did Arnold’s Conan

Seconded! I have a cheapo Costco brand one that leaks but it’s still the best thing when you’re hiking.

Good luck!! I’m usually okay if I have someone to grab onto and hide behind if the need arises. And who won’t judge me if (when) I do haha.

I am a total wimp when it comes to scary movies but I really wanna see this! I’ve read so many good things about it but was too scared to see it on the big screen when it was in my town. But it’s on Netflix now, right?

I know it's not as big of a deal because containing the beasts is priority número uno for you larger-chested ladies out there, but I'd like to hear about the favorite sports bras for folks with smaller/bitty bibbles. I have tiny little non-bubs and have normally gotten sports bras from Target but would be interested

I know it's not as big of a deal because containing the beasts is priority número uno for you larger-chested ladies

Boho-ring, even.