Whyyyyy am I reading these I am so emetophobic I feel sick just reading them but WHY CAN’T I STOP READING

Aaah me too. I usually don't care too much about celebrity whatevers but I feel legitimately emotional about this!!

Hey, as a book-reader I think this is great! Now I don't have to read the rest of the books to know what happens in the end, which is all I really want at this point anyway.

ETHICS IN FURNALISM has someone made that joke yet

I hated that book so much. I had to stop after he assumed a woman he's just met is a lesbian solely because she has short hair and is wearing armor or something. So many things about that book infuriated me but that was the last straw. UGH

Is anyone still on this open thread train?

Haha you're not alone, I did the same thing :)

Those abs tho!

I think it's smart to wait until you're both in a better place mentally, and more ready to start dating again, but when that time comes I don't think you should feel like you need to wait for him to make a move. Continue to be awesome friends and when you feel like you're in a better post-breakup place, ask him out!…

This gif is mesmerizing.

I broke up with my bf last week. I'm sad. Distracting myself with making a felt beard for a lumberjack-themed party I'm attending next weekend (it's kind of working?).

Where was Shakey's? I only ever went to Pieces when I was desperate for pizza. Oh, or um... Luigi's I think it's called. I wasn't a super huge fan of either.

Moustache hiddles! I'm dead.

That gif is just perfect, it will never not amuse me. I don't even know what it's from, but I love it!

I had fun friend time too! Which is monumental for me since I have had literally zero success making friends since I moved to this town. Reconnected with a friend from my college radio station days — we went to a club a couple hours away that a DJ I really like was playing, and it was so fun!! I awkwardly…

I am srsly squeeing over here. He looks like a muppet! I would prefer an older dog, I think; Pesto is 5 so if I could find him a brother or sister around that age that would be perfect. Or older even, since he is more of an old fart in spirit :)

Aw, they are so snoozy and adorbs! Man. I wish I was independently wealthy so that I could just have a troop of dogs to hang out with all day. Ideal life right there.

Oh my goodness. He is so cute!! I just wanna squish his face! I love bullies. And Pesto does the same thing, such lazy dogs :) I did read somewhere that dogs do usually need a significant amount more sleep than humans do, so I don't really think that leaving a pup alone during the day is that awful. I do still feel…

Theo!!!! He's precious! I think a smaller dog might be the way to go, and Pesto might enjoy having a buddy more his size as well.

Jezzle pet parents: I need thoughts/advice! Last week I did a bad thing — I went to the website of the local animal shelter and briefly looked at adoptable dogs. BAD NEWS, I have already fallen in love with all of them. I've always said I'd want to get another dog someday, but now it's actually becoming a little more…