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Natalie Portmanteau
natalie-portmanteau

What's everyone up to tonight? I went to a show in Santa Barbara last night (got home around 4am, approximately ten million hours past my bedtime) so I am more or less comatose and seriously considering going to bed soon. BORING! I hope you all are having a more exciting time than I.

I just... Can't not see a vag here.

I bought these amazing sweater leggings at Target today and I don't want to ever cover the bottom half of my body with anything else. It's like I'm wearing a hug. SO COMFY.

I made a giant pot of taco soup for dinner and if I didn't have to be sitting upright in order to look at my computer I would be in a full-blown food coma right now.. food comaaaaa.

I understand though. It's completely up to her to leave him. And again, not really any of my business. But I do feel like, since she actively sought me out, that she was reaching out in some way, if not for help then at least for the confirmation that he is indeed an abusive asshole. And I can't help but put myself in

I posted this too late last week so I'm trying again!

Yay sewing! I set up my sewing machine today. So pumped. I'm not really that great of a seamstress but I have a pretty simple pattern that my mom helped me make so I'm keeping my fingers crossed that this will be a successful endeavor and not a complete failure like many sewing projects of mine have been :|

Does anyone follow up on these threads after Sunday? I hope so!

So tacky, but somehow it makes perfect sense.

Yeah I think so. I read at least one article about him from a Western Aus news site. His name was/is Matt Doust.

My cousin passed away last week. It was very sudden (he had an epileptic seizure). We weren't close, as he grew up with my aunt and their family in Australia, but he recently had moved to LA and I always had wanted to go down and visit him. He was just about the coolest, nicest dude, the most awesome of all of us

I'm making stuffed peppers for dinner YUM. But I have to wait for the brown rice to cook, booo. I hate waiting! Want foods nowww.

An air horn that sprays bear mace!

Aw, so precious!! I will be snorgling this little dude this eve.

Bear mace.

One of my good friends met her bf on match.com and they live on opposite sides of the country (she lives in California, he in Oklahoma)! I have literally no idea how they make it work. Long distance is the worst.

Ok, I can definitely see it now. I haven't seen that show in so long, I forgot about all the cartoon raunchiness! That sounds amazing though. I hope you were able to enjoy it and not get too weirded out by boob-ogling boss. Did he know you guys were there too?

Thank you :) I mostly just needed to vent a little, since I've been too afraid to say it out loud. Shouting it into the abyss of the internet seemed like a good first step.

Animaniacs.... burlesque?? I don't know if my brain can even come up with what that would even look like.

Birds are cute! Where were you when you were attacked? Do you know what kind of birds they were (size, color, etc)? I'm no bird expert but as far as I know they tend to only attack you if you're close to their babies/nest.