Why is this special? Hasn't John Malkovich made dozens of movies no one has bothered to see yet?

You know what bothered me about this episode? Patty finds SHARK TEETH in the city and suspects a shark man. Perfectly reasonable. Bary runs DNA tests on them and finds HUMAN DNA in the SHARK TEETH, and writes it off as normal. What? Isn’t human DNA inside Shark teeth like the clearest sign possible that a human was…

part of me really hopes the AC film is just two hours of Michael Fassbender pacing around a single Abstergo office, occasionally lying down on the Animus couch, poking around at the computer somebody left open with everybody’s emails for some bizarre reason

Every time I see that title all I can think of is this:

There are clearly many things wrong with me...

At work, so I don’t dare watch the trailer, but I’m assuming they’re using the fabled ‘Fucks Capacitor’ to travel through time on the power of orgasms?

Boner points for practical effects.

It suffers from what I term IVS, or Internet Video Syndrome, Phase I and II. That is, in Phase I it goes on far, far too long and in Phase II, it has some really awful VO work. Still, I suppose it was a pretty nice idea.

kinja apparently ate my reply which was something like:

YES, you are right - ALL of the sorority pledge terminators are young Arnold in drag and one of the ongoing gags is related to how the terminators are always confused when people (noticing they look nearly identical) ask if they are sisters.

Oops, yeah that’s definitely what I meant. The 3 ‘female’ sorority girl Terminators are in-drag CGI young Arnolds, and one of the running gags is that they all look identical but don’t understand why everyone keeps asking them if they are sisters.

Terminator: Sorority House: A trio of female terminators are sent back in time to protect Dyson’s mother as she heads off to college so to be able to keep her safe they become pledges in the same Sorority, and later her housemates. Wacky hijinx and college-themed hilarity ensue. Think “White Chicks” crossed with…

Id take more 4400 over more Heroes, any day.

Huh. I’d use Watchmen as an example of how a faithful adaptation doesn’t always do the material justice, personally, since I felt like it kind of missed the point of the book. But to each their own.

No, it misses the point of Rorschach so badly it almost makes you feel Snyder really never understood the subtitles of the book. He ignores the fact that we’re not supposed to sympathize with Rorschach, after all in the book he supports The Comedian even though he was a rapist and shot a pregnant woman and he is…

I am Jack’s obvious choice.

Personally, I felt this was pretty spot on. While i still don’t think Michael Cera was the best Scott, everyone else were basically the comic characters come to life.

Do not use the term “female circumcision”. That gives the practice a legitimacy that it does not deserve. I understand that it is legal in some (predominantly African) countries, but that doesn’t change anything. Pretty much every charity that fights against this practice, and almost all medical schools, agree that…

In the early ’90s, I was a junior partner in a comics and game shop in downtown Columbia, Missouri, called The Danger Room. The senior partner and store manager Lucas also lived in an unused floor in the store (it was an old building that had been a women’s clothing store for decades and had tons of space), in spite…

When I was a kid we moved to a new town halfway across the country. We moved during the summer, too, so I couldn’t rely on starting school to meet new folks. Really didn’t help that my brother ditched me any chance he got either.
I’d started getting pretty down about the whole situation, everyone in the town seemed…

I’m still waiting for the Snake movie to be made...