“Dr. Sam Beckett never returned home.”

Nostalgia is the opposite of optimism, which is why this movie sucks.

Wait, you know my husband?

What’s sad about the interrupting thing is that feminist men do it. They have good intentions, and vote and act as allies. But they, too, are shaped by society and culture. They’re not doing it on purpose.

“What is YOUR favorite way that Star Wars could troll audiences?”

Jar Jar Binks returns. But instead of being lame like last time, he is badass. Eye-patch, one robot arm, no more funny voices (they cut out his tongue while he was a prisoner). He’s only out for one thing, now: revenge for the devastation the Empire perpetrated on Naboo, for all of his people who were wiped out.

At this point that would be like he wanted to send a message hereinafter reproduced more or less faithfully: “In the fucking name of myself, I can’t make this more fucking clear, evolution, it’s fucking real!”.

Well, CLEARLY God put him there just last week! Mysterious ways friends, mysterious ways.

I wouldn’t mind seeing some resolution to Carnivale.

I’m pretty sure the movie won’t follow the comic. Spider-Man and Black Panther are likely going to be glorified cameos. The central cause of the conflict will be Bucky and his mental conditioning.

True; Kirby’s version solely highlights the character instead of what effect the character might have on the people he’s trying to help.

Not just self-proclamed God, also actual God of the Marvel Universe.

Is it time to post this?

Except give him a fake nuke code that Will trigger fireworks that spell YOU’RE FIRED.

Heroicute.

If someone at Disney isn’t greenlighting Sisterhood of the Travelling Armor right now, I’ll eat my yubnubs. Great story.

What are they gonna do to Marvel? Reboot their universe at them?

Hypothetical devil’s advocate situation:

I wish these guys luck, I really do. In the meantime, I think i’m going to be funding a slightly different crowdsourced campaign....

Short answer on the “getting back together with” question:

No.

Long answer:

There’s a reason an “ex” is an ex.

Whether it was timing, maturity, situation, or any number of other variables that caused the relationship to fail, it failed for a reason.

I’m not a believer in fate; in fact, I genuinely hate the idea that one…