“Never wrestle with a pig - you both end up covered in crap but the pig enjoys it.”

Its because he’s faking the smile. You can see it in his eyes, or lack thereof

I know this is about REmake2, but damnit Monster Hunter World was fucking phenomenal, what a powerhouse of a game! I got nine different friends into Monster Hunter thanks to World, now Capcom just needs to announce MH:World 2, current-gen and PC only.

This has gotta be one of the best timelines for the card. I was fully expecting it to be opened by some huge warehouse / re-seller / card store, only to be sold to some random anonymous NFT Bro.

Instead it was opened by a regular person, who is both a huge fan of MtG and Lotr. And it was sold to a collector who also…

Well I’ll never understand how [insert Pray4Mojo’s favorite music act here] got famous either but it doesn’t usually drive me to make comments about it.

As a middle aged man let me go ahead and let you in on a secret - all media and content isn’t targeted specifically at you, and things you aren’t aware of are popular with millions of people all over the world.  This trend will continue.

Music. Hope that helps.

And thus ends the tale of Brooko Traftons, who threw the one ring into Mount Post and returned home, able to buy a house in a nice shire.

hey, the CIA needed that money to finance the overthrow of South American countries!

“We’ll never do this kind of patch again,” says dev studio after the thousandth patch of said type drops. "We'll be more open with our process," the studio added in a similarly-numbered promise it expected to be forgotten in a week.

Except I don’t find it boring. But thanks for the unnecessary sarcasm.

Uh, this feels like a weird article. Renown might be much better, but they’ve also nerfed Vulnerable and Crit damage, reduced cooldown and damage reduction, and even reduced the amount of experience you get from killing monsters at higher levels than you, as well as the experience boost from partying up with people.…

Must be fun living in your own reality.

Conservatives believing literally any stupid shit.

Of course AMC wouldn’t care about losing out on some money because they’re getting funded by George Soros selling cocaine to the White House (that’s right...WHITE...they put that clue right out in front of us, that’s how evil they are). Plus obviously AMC is in on it, because those with wisdom will realize that AMC…

Let’s not forget the 20 rows of fucking Taboola shitposts at the end of each article, with a few actual links to other Kotaku pages sprinkled in to add to the confusion.

Waypoint shut down, All of Giant Bomb’s original folks moved on, now the last of the oldschool Kotaku writers leaves the site. I know that most of these folks have other projects ongoing, but it does seem like a lot of my old standard bookmarks aren’t what they used to be, for better or worse.

The reason why it bothers you because the entire point of The Boys (both the comic and the show) is the normalization of fascism through capitalism. Basically shit like this.

This is pretty sick. Too bad it’s for DI.