Yes, and he was the worst part of THAT show as well. The Fairy Pixie, Beat the Bishop, and, oh Christ, Kari Wuhrer and Alicia Coppola.

Adam Sandler is to Mel Brooks what a beer fart is to Beethoven’s 5th.

If he should get shot in the head by a policeman, or hang himself in his jail cell. That I WOULD forgive.

It would probably take me 6 months of intense research to even have 1/4 of a grasp on what the fuck you’re even talking about.

And Ed Burns, who was both a City police and a teacher in the Baltimore City schools.

Policing and soldiering ain’t the same thing. The real Bunny Colvin, if he ever existed, retired from the Baltimore PD a long time ago.

Federal penalties for possession of a live, growing plant are ridiculous. I think for purposes of the sentencing guidelines, a growing plant is treated as a kilo of cleaned stuff, no matter the actual weight of the plant. It’s an enormous risk that most casual recerational and medicinal users are wise not to take.

It’s also what makes us Democrats. I will not, under any circumstances, vote for Hillary Clinton. She is the plutocrat’s plutocrat, and the neocon’s neocon. If she is elected, we will go to war with Iran, and the economy will collapse, again. She is the worst imaginable Democratic candidate, and all this shit on here…

What a thundering vote of confidence. She is horrible. I will exercise my right not to exercise my vote rather than be even a minor endorser of a war with Iran and the Third Great Depression, thanks.

The fact that so many comments here pose her as the lesser of two evils heartens me for the commentariat, and depresses me for the next election. She is an evil. She is a dynastic, neo-conservative plutocrat. To those lecturing us to vote for her because the alternative is worse, I say a hearty Fuck You. I will sit…

Your assumption is that a vote against (or not even FOR) her is an expression of misogyny or anti-feminism.

Cram it. She isn’t even an acceptable candidate. If she is the Democratic nominee, I will stay home and live with the consequences. Her “inevitability” is monstrous. I don’t just disagree with her policies (and I do - she would gleefully bomb Iran just to show how tough she is), I disagree with her very being and…

Any expression of criticism is “-shaming.” Opinion-shaming is just darned rampant.

Yeah, you sorta do. A mistrial reduces the likelihood that a DA’s office will refile, and ups the chances that said DA’s office will make an even better offer to the defendant. Mistrials are great for a defendant.

Aaron Hernandez just got a mistrial.

People talk about how men age, or, more precisely, are judged to age better than women. Julia Louis-Dreyfus looks better than she ever did on Seinfeld, Julianne Moore is gorgeous, Gillian Anderson would knock the pants off me .

Central Texas barbecue snobbery is worse than Central Texas music snobbery. Each place should be celebrated. Every place does one thing they do better or just a little different than any other. The mark of a true new-arrival asshole (and I am not calling you that) is to latch onto one or two joints and call everything…

Tiny, but tasty.

You must not live in the American Southwest. Flour tortillas be YOOGE, ese.

Other dilemmas that can be remedied thereby: too much carne guisada, cheese flood, salsaquake.