Just cancel SXSW altogether. It’s become just a reason for rich tech assholes to come to Austin and make 19th century asses out of themselves. These idiots drive up the prices at every bar and restaurant and shut down downtown for 2 weeks. Austin sucks. We hate you, we’re ugly, aggresive and armed and don’t come here…

That one line in The Hurt Locker, though. His facial expression, the body language of utter human deflation: “I hate this place, man.” Just brilliant.

I’m a Texas alum, but I wouldn’t go nuts if you did.

Lakers.

You’re forgetting the wacky, madcap antics of Spanish fascist Francisco Franco. Who is still dead.

It’s the SMU of the west coast!

Tantaros and Kimberly Guilfoyle are particularly odious Fox News women. They have to compensate for being “ethnic” and non-blonde.

Ziggy Sobotka.

The money and nationalism of this twee “sport” amuses the hell out of this particular American.

And oversized cowboy hats.

Very well, thanks! 26 years without a recurrence.

Or, you’re on a self-administered, push-button demerol drip after major cancer surgery. I could see the cover of Sgt. Pepper in a popcorn ceiling.

I say manatee.

Which community is that? The hair-froster community, or the flame-embroiderer’s community?

Yes.. The “I just turned 35” is really “I just hit .35 BAC”.

Agreed - that’s my biggest beef (heh) with the CNN show: no food.

Hot monkey sex. They just cinematically sweep all the plates, food and centerpieces she’s sent her stable of Hamptons Queens scurrying all over town for and make it on the table like it was a death row conjugal visit.

Sure. She’s purty.

Yes - we have them in Austin. They sell out quickly.

Those lists read like the shit I come home with when I go to the grocery store WITHOUT a list.