I vacation there.

I didn't say there weren't tradeoffs. We're soft, with these mattresses (got a Stearns & Foster latex, myself). How many 10's of thousands of years did man sleep on cold, hard ground? This is a dilemma that can be remedied with tortillas. Them shits are like the cheapest thing in the store. For the price of one…

Dude, kitchen. There's food and water in there, a sink to piss and wash in, and loaves of bread for pillows and flour tortillas for blankets. Kitchen, all the way.

All of the places you note are very good, but not one of them is in Austin, and not one of them is in ABIA. Salt Lick beats the balls off the cellophane-wrapped fare offered at most airports.

Yeah, but they have a Salt Lick BBQ.

I thought Orly was much worse than CDG.

Pulitzer.

Duck, I say.

Viagra for his eyeboner.

Hayden's got The Wire theme down: Bodie's duffel bag full of guns in her right hand, Snoop's Hilti DX460 in her left. 27 caliber, full auto, no kickback nail-throwin' mayhem.

Society's what we make it. I'm a "got a drink in my hand, got my toes in the sand" type of individual.

Earl Sweatshirt sounds like a redneck. Earl OF Sweatshirt, now that's royalty!

Shoes also suck. Fuck shoes.

The Beatrice is where Lizzy Caplan liked to drive her Mercedes into crowds, no?

They're also "still much" shitty people.

Mother of Creeping Jesus, the dipshits "correcting" you make me ashamed to be a regular reader of Deadspin.

That's the joke, dipwad.

I do think it is very important to note she is not married. Not for any medieval or moral reasons, just that an unmarried woman has jack shit to say about why women cause divorce.

No Justin Time? Yo - Spring Break!