Classic w/Mick Jones, but without Topper on drums. I like the modernized Waits reference in your handle.

Totally. I got 4 fingers on each hand. But I saw the last full Clash show.

Old guy says US Festival, 1983.

Ears.

It's the argument of a dolt.

Who is this "Dale" character this human-sized penis is always talking about? Earnhardt?

The print press are just transcribers. They question no one and nothing. Guys like Al do the real work.

It's a child's RIGHT to die of measles! Freedom-hater!

This shit is why FUCK OPRAH WINFREY. She has unleashed an army of these piece of shit quacks upon us, and they all rake it in while we die.

Al, the moniker "evil" on this dude is entirely appropriate. He kills people.

Jenny McCarthy will kill more people than Tailgunner Joe ever imagined.

This really sucks. We just don't deserve Mitt, I guess. It was his turn!

this is the Reinhard Heydrich of dogs.

Guy Fieri over here, with the "on-point".

Depending on the jurisdiction, about 15 years.

Subract some 214.

Bill Grates invented MichaelSoft.

Skeeters, man.

I sat three seats down from him at a Laker game in the early 90's. HUGE head (freakish) and he yammered the whole game. He's unpleasant.

I got Mark Brunell and some grilled meat they mistakenly call "bbq" in central California.