He's the Kanye to Richard Pryor to Paul McCartney.

I'm lying to you about giving a shit.

Clarify, then, who you mean by "Texas". I share your pedigree and beliefs, and by the time I got past the pic of the Capitol, I was absolutely livid at you. Not at the dickface who proposed this doomed legislation, at YOU. Your writing is pathetic, and any effort or spirit you may have held in the typing of it was…

We know that, we're not bigots, and please kindly fuck off.

Edit the goddamned headline. Texas does not throw a tantrum over this. Texas throws a tantrum over the game today. Jesus, do you have any concept of the legislative or judicial processes, demography, voter turnout, rhetoric, journalism, the motherfucking English language? You have generalization and the broad-brush…

And then extended his arm while controlling the ball. That's a goddamned "football move." Shit should have been a called touchdown.

Congrats on knowing how to google. Google "Fuck you, you googlin' prick."

RIP Trey Parker and Matt Stone - died (jealousy), December 17, 2014.

Keep talkin' about The Boat, McNulty.

Thought experiment: what if he was to be rendered colorblind or, hell, just blind? Perception of colors varies across individuals.

I totally am. I take credit for it all.

And the Americans and Canadians speak English. You're too dumb to even get indignant and pedantic over the first part of the joke. Don't feel lonely, though, there are a couple other goobs replying who also stopped their educations at 2nd grade Sunday School.

There's one less 10 year old kid in Buffalo burping and sneezing into his Xbox headset today. Fugazi Andy Reid is, indeed, a hero.

If the American language was good enough for Our Lord Jesus Christ, it's good enough for those yobs and hosers.

He has a meat section from the neck up.

I'm a middle-aged white guy, and every shitty thing ever done to me was done by another middle-aged white guy.

everybody sucks, 'cept me.

The god of the bible is a four year old child.

They don't care - about lives or souls or anything else.

Country Basket and a Dilly Bar.