All y'all motherfuckers take yourselves and your little time-wasters WAY too seriously. All y'all.

She was all alone in that big house, halfway into a box of chablis and was watching Hannity's bit on school-lunch meatless Fridays. These people rile easily under these conditions.

Or, like Irsay, just inherit it all.

Nah, this kid is always serious. I'm convinced he can be explained as the spirit of Eliot Rodger having possesed and become a sentient iPad.

He's manning the grill at Nuovo Vesuvio.

Good.

Good for goddamned Anaheim. Best thing since Gwen Stefani. Also, fuck the Angels.

I AM GRIT!

Cheddar popcorn is great. Grit and hustle are dumb words used to describe a child's game.

Throwing at, and getting in bench-clearers with Dodgers = Grit.

I hope they also have an alert set for "Wand Erection."

I got CHUNKS of guys like you in my stool!

Does the book deal with Andy Dick's role in Phil's murder?

I heard/read this as well.

You are the goddamned risen ghost of Eliot Rodger. When your comments are longer than the post, you're just not doing it very well. Give the thesaurus a rest and reconsider your existence.

You are just the worst, most self-satisfied-while-being-stupid person imaginable. You can't even be Amanda Huginkiss. You make me hate life and humanity. You are terrible. Anyone who loves you is wrong.

Man, just go to sleep. You're not smart, or funny or clever.

Reading your posts is like slamming my nuts in a car door. You are impressed with yourself, we get it. Now get gone.

It's Bentsen. Christ, you are a tool.

You are a wordy dipshit.