A lot of people are from and in that place you fuck. A law was passed, it got overturned, you go back an rewrite it. Check your temper and your fucking language.

Why is the title not "Pair of Kings"? Reyes?

As an attorney, I call you a piece of shit. Just doin' my job.

I'm getting my carne asada from somewhere other than the Taco Hole.

Which argument, Spanky? Seems to me you've got at least five separate ones going on. But you can handle it, right? Peterson's kid should just man up like you did.

Liftin' barges, totin' bales, getting your ass whipped by your own relatives and going to Duke turns one into an unoriginal, humorless internet troll.

Well then, you've confirmed my point.

I don't even know what you think that means.

Your life's a goddamned Tennessee Ernie Ford song, man. It really did instill you with character, based on the completely baboonish display of your ass here tonight.

Trust me, you didn't sound anything like that.

Take a breath, tough guy. We're all impressed.

Ooooooooh shiiiiiit! Uptown Saturday Night is my favorite hip-hop album of all time!

Everybody relax. He's this week's Craig James.

At what point do incompetence and malevolence switch places? This is farcical.

I had a client in women's prison, FMC Carswell in Fort Worth. I had a guard pull me aside on a visit and just unload (and I mean unload, the guy was the size of a polar bear, and I just wanted to embrace him) about how 90% of the women in there were in there because they were in abusive relationships with criminal…

Who is the "him" in your comment? Goodell? AP has reported they did give it to the NFL in April.

The inventory read like the "Primary Weapon" list from Call of Duty MW3.

I dig, but visuals are everything. Everyone from Michael Deaver to ISIS understand this. Goodell should have, too.

The only reason I might conceivably be able to do it is because the Dodgers are in a tight pennant race. My college team is Texas.

It looks like a nurse shark.