Brylcreemzebub.

When he started talking about "game ops" I thought he was going to advocate spending money on good coaches and players. I was wrong. All the problems he identifies can be solved by winning games. The Hawks haven't been relevant since Dominique Wilkins.

Who ever watched this shit?

Preaching to the choir there, dude. I grew up in Ventura County and 4 of my dudes are grads of Cal Poly. It ain't no "posh" anything.

Eh, Cal Poly isn't really a "posh engineering school." It's a state school, located in a very beautiful part of the southern central coast, near the Paso Robles wine country, but it's not some bastard child of Stanford and CalTech. I'd liken it to the "Texas A&M" of California. Lots of ag students, no law or…

He trades futures contracts on his couch? With this approach, that couch has no future.

H-E-B Austin Store #4.

Coffee is far too important to be connected with something as trivial as prostitution.

Animals with thumbs, binocular vision and prehensile tails freak me out.

I married a bacon, tomato and cheese sandwich and a box of shiraz.

Jesus just fell on them nails. Seriously, fuck USC. It's the SMU of the west coast.

Yeh, I can't help but think you're an asshole.

Man, fuck this mythical land of "Canada."

Ride me big, SHELDON.

A "special event" would be Keith walking over to First Take just to kick Skip Bayless in the taint.

Hot okra pickles. The way those seeds pop.

Everything but interesting.

Yes. Yes he is.

Heh - you got me, bro. Comedy points on your side, ese.

Take it easy, Jerry. Sorry you saw that shit.