Green pimiento-stuffed olive is the best garnish of all.

Man, he did Kings games too? I didn't go to many of those. PEANUTS PEANUTS PEANUTS PEANUTS! Dude had some style.

There used to be a guy, old dude - looked like Frank Perdue, sold peanuts (the old two-baggers, the good shit) at both Dodger Stadium and The Forum, good Laker years. He had this smooth come-on. PEANUTS PEANUTS PEANUTS PEANUTS PEANUTS!

Is that Pixar Cher?

To expand, it's a cannibal death cult. What other religion believes it eats the flesh and drinks the blood of its god? And it ain't symbolism, it's transubstantiation.

A red and a yellow with a green Skittle in between.

Anyone who decides to dislike him for this joke has been in a cave for the last 5 years.

The game itself bores the face off a sloth, but the politics, machinations and corruption behind it are thrilling!

The ocean's awesome and for winners! SHE'S for tools!

Boston. It made money for the same reason the Red Sox, Celtics, Patriots and Ben Affleck are so successful. American-Irish tribalism

Yeh, this is boss. You boys would also dig Lovage's "Stroker Ace," or pretty much anything off "Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By."

Working my way through a six of Mickey's big mouths watching Thunder-Spurs. The last rebus on the cap (#4) was "balls to the wall." Such filth they peddle to children.

One of us may save this suckhole commenter's life some day. Then again, maybe one of us won't.

She's Canadian. Girl's got no morals.

Please express just one in as many characters as Kinja will accommodate.

Collins was there at The Battle of the Kool Moe Dee Concert, which took place at a Kool Moe Dee concert.

Any movie in which Dax Shepherd gets punched in the face is worth the price of popcorn.

That's how he holds his skull together.

Looks like the country of Mongolia bought space on the dude's forehead.

They can have it over at my place. Ladies' water polo, then leave.