Pronounced "gutter". We'll do the thing indoors! One petrodollar is like a nickel to us!

You need to go somewhere else. Ain't no purchase here.

That's in the Good News gold version.

Man, them bubbes around Passover will kill ya. Tense little ladies.

That is damfino.

This dude was gay, let's get that out there. The George Michael soundtrack, the BMW 3 series (gayer than a VW), the melodrama, the preening. Man, just be yourself. This is 21st century California. Get a slice of Woodstock's and a Bud and chill the fuck out.

Dude in foreground is bustin' a move. We walk around every day, doin' our dopey shit, shopping for bacon and sausages and whatnot, washing our broke-ass cars, while all around us, moves need to be busted. Shit's on us, really.

Do NOT disrespect the Fatburger.

The "V" is for "Vic" or "Vinnie", no? 'Cause that's a dude.

Fuck 'em!

Iran is where logic, sympathy, empathy and kindness went to just curl up and blow their own brains out.

Respectfully submitted, Jonathan Lee Riches, Esq.

Dean looks like Don Henley would, if he'd had Brian Wilson's drug history.

Show me another artist who works in Cheeto dust, Liquid Paper and Kiwi.

Every advertised medication just scares the balls off me. It's for arthritis, to get you to sleep, stop smoking, whatever. Side effects may include driving while sleeping, yelling racial slurs at loved ones, eating steel wool, riding an unlicensed bull through a town you've never been to, mailing very complex (and,…

Solange woke up in a SoHo doorway, a policeman knew her name . . . .

Don't be so hard on yourself. Ya still got Neil Peart and Rick Moranis.

My guess is you're in Britain. It is virtually impossible for a public figure to win a libel suit in America.

Charles Barkley is a national treasure. The man is pure gold.

Kevin Connolly is just the very definition of gross. If gross were to be liquified, distilled, crystallized and made animate, it woulf look at Kevin Connolly and say, "Ew, gross."