The only people I know who think it is unrealistic are men.

That depends, how into Greekness are you? Because “[his] search for Greekness in all things is a continuing motivation, and the beauty of the Greek is everywhere, for those willing to see it.”

Maybe we should start a kickstarter to buy him a belt.

No worries, that’s what these Clorox wipes are for.

I went to shirtless guys website (ahem he’s a doctor get in line!!!) and not only can he play the violin without a shirt but he can also stand near piles of books without a shirt too! So fucking talented. And also his butt does not look good in those pants.

That happens sometimes when you stand too close to my splash zone. I apologize, that blood was intended for someone else’s genitals.

Though… Being down in the grays makes it much more difficult to communicate with hot women, so its about time we fixed that… Isn’t it? Bless the hot women of Jez with my essence. Do it for glory.

I treat hot women similarly. When walking down the street, I refuse to make eye contact with them, even though I can tell its what they truly desire. Sure, they may be looking into the window of Lord & Tay, but they’re really trying to read my essence. My essence is hot. But I won’t give them the chance to glimpse my…

A single woman earning less to subsidize a man because he has a family? Sounds like communism. I thought these asshats were down on communism.

if he thinks being president is hard on him, he should see what its doing to us.

I never knew how much I needed this gif until RIGHT NOW.

Agreed. To each and every one of them, I offer the following message:

“Her family is really scared for her safety,” said a source. “She’s just so isolated and spends all her free time watching trash TV and commenting on Jezebel.”

Egor claims HE was the breadwinner between the two

If it’s weird to kiss your cat, I don’t want to be not-weird.

She should have picked him up too.

IT’S NEVER LUPUS.

Absolutely. Raccoons are assholes, I don't know why anyone thinks they are cute.

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Is he alone or with seven guys? Which is it?