Juneau it.

There’s a whole pile of 1/2 inch cedar cubes in my bathroom cabinet. They’re there for moisture absorbsany, but also ART.

Yes, dammit! It does! Next you’ll be telling me that Froot Loops don’t use real froot. That’s just not a world I want to live in.

Hm funny she says that because I usually like to take my new ugly ass tunics to the tailor and have them cut giant holes in front of my pussy. For the air.

Hey, you should absolutely not have to change your name if you don’t want to. My current girlfriend’s last name is from her late husband and she loves it as it gives her some great first-last name alliteration. If I’m ever lucky enough to marry her she is more than welcome to keep that one, take mine, or go back to…

This is a website for humans, not dogs.

i really got chills reading your comment, strangely. “they free us when they leave us...” that was so nice and weird.

Yes, this is exactly how I’ve felt with the death of every pet. The line “The freedom is welcome but not entirely comfortable, like a gift of clothing that I couldn’t otherwise afford.” so perfectly captures it. My method of grieving when I lose a pet is to embrace the little things lots of people take for granted but…

Walking my dog, cutting his hair, cleaning after him or even getting bitten by him aren’t any hassle whatsoever and not even a chore. When he finally leaves us (he’s still healthy and playful but he’s 15 and a bit stiff in the hip already) I think both the wife and I will die of sorrow..

Yes it does get better in time. I’ve had to have two cats put to sleep, fortunately by a vet that does house calls. We did end up with two more, and then a third. And I will likely have to call that vet again in a decade or so, because even well-cared-for indoor cats don’t last forever.

This is where Donald Trump came from.

Calm down there, Satan.

As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:

You should un-know them

Actually, that’s a very accurate statement. :)

I recently ran across a young Maverick. :\

Michael Jackson did... Oh wait, that was Blanket... but it’s just as bad.

Granit (without the e) is actually a common Albanian male name...

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: those are great names, so long as you’re 100% certain your kid will be a big-dicked quarterback who has no aspirations after high school. See also: Canon, Colt, Magnum, all of the Palin names, other gun names, other animals, etc.