I gotta say, a well-fitted corset is much more comfortable than a bra. It actually supports eeeeeverything! For me, they only get uncomfy if they’re tight laced. Which they do not need to be.

Oh yes.

They make EXCELLENT shoes! You will not be sorry. You’ll only hate me for a few weeks, and then you’ll love me forever! ;-)

You can get something close from American Duchess: https://www.american-duchess.com/edwardian-shoes-boots/colette-button-boots-black

Ahem, “gouge.”

Oh, I like Frances. I’m all about badgers.

I would wear that ridiculously goofy hat. Every day.

Someone pointed out to me that I was thinking of the Weekly World News. Now I’m both disappointed that 1) WWN is no more, and 2) that National Enquirer isn’t as trashy as I thought it was. Does anyone else remember their tv ads in the 80s?

AHA. Damn. I was kind of hoping.

Is this the “Bat-Boy”, “Elvis Sighting on Moon”, “Hillary Clinton Adopts Alien Baby” National Enquirer? The ULTIMATE fake-news rag? The so-fake-it’s-funny tabloid? This is the paper that’s a mouthpiece for Trump? And it has enough real power to silence people?

I AM HAVING THIS REACTION TOO. I finally find skincare that’s affordable and works for me and still has kinda stylie packaging ... and I’m so tempted to just stick my fingers in my ears and hum really loudly until this all goes away. Which may make me a terrible person. It’s so hard to be a good consumer!

Oh, sorry ... I didn’t think her husband would be part of the genetic equation here. Why not pick a donor, and use her own eggs is what I was wondering.

I don’t understand why her husband’s disease means she couldn’t give birth naturally. Science is cool and all, but why not her own embryo?

It’s like driving around in a garden shed. With really adorable big wheels.

“Warmest condolences?” WARMEST CONDOLENCES? That’s what you write on a card when a relative you didn’t know dies of old age. (Except you wouldn’t, because those two words don’t actually go together, but if you were kind of an idiot and didn’t know what else to say, maybe.) You don’t offer limp expressions of sympathy…

I think I’d rather be the rabbit in this scenario. They got a comfy, wooly ride.

I know nothing of Pokemon, but yes to Pika!!

Rabbits aren’t rodents. They’re lagomorphs.

The “tends to be expensive” really got to me too! Whether it’s true or not, it is NOT the place of the school to dictate how students and their families choose to spend their money. Not their business, no way, no how. I am having all the GRRRRRRRRs about the whole thing.

Hey, I can also stand near piles of books without a shirt! We must be soulmates!