I never knew how much I needed this gif until RIGHT NOW.

I didn’t march on Saturday. But I absolutely will at the next #BLM march.

I am a manager. I see my job as working for my staff. I do all the boring paperwork, I go to all the useless meetings, I deal with the difficult clients, all so they don’t have to. I am their shield and their sword. If clients are unhappy, they can yell at me. If they need me to get someone off their backs, I do it.…

I NEVER GOT OVER DONNA

Unless someone is following these dudes around and punching them in the abdomen repeatedly while they wear their falsie period dispenser, they still have no idea what really having a period is like. Sure, blood, ok. BUT THEY DID NOT HAVE CRAMPS, so gtfo.

When you find out about these women, let me know, so I can borrow their clothes.

I may need to reconsider my stance of never ever visiting Australia. I do really want to meet a wombat. They’re like mammalian bulldozers. With really big noses.

I WANT THOSE WIGS.

Say what you will about Kim and Kanye .... but they make some darn cute kids! What a charmer!

I have often said, when the time comes for my pets and others’ to leave us, that the only consolation is that life gets so much easier. It doesn’t make us miss them less, or have loved them less. I understand the relief. They enrich our lives while they’re with us, and they free us when they leave us. It’s possible to…

I can’t believe no one has mentioned “Annie John,” by Jamaica Kincaid. Great book!

Those are some confident parents.

I know someone who gave their kid the middle name “Gutter.”

Hey, cool!

I wish I did.

I think it was a girl. Poor thing.

I'm a white Ashkenazi too! Maybe this is part of our genetic makeup.

Maybes Totes?

I like Spatula! Brilliant!