A single woman earning less to subsidize a man because he has a family? Sounds like communism. I thought these asshats were down on communism.

if he thinks being president is hard on him, he should see what its doing to us.

I never knew how much I needed this gif until RIGHT NOW.

Agreed. To each and every one of them, I offer the following message:

“Her family is really scared for her safety,” said a source. “She’s just so isolated and spends all her free time watching trash TV and commenting on Jezebel.”

Egor claims HE was the breadwinner between the two

If it’s weird to kiss your cat, I don’t want to be not-weird.

She should have picked him up too.

IT’S NEVER LUPUS.

Absolutely. Raccoons are assholes, I don't know why anyone thinks they are cute.

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Is he alone or with seven guys? Which is it?

Juneau it.

There’s a whole pile of 1/2 inch cedar cubes in my bathroom cabinet. They’re there for moisture absorbsany, but also ART.

Yes, dammit! It does! Next you’ll be telling me that Froot Loops don’t use real froot. That’s just not a world I want to live in.

Hm funny she says that because I usually like to take my new ugly ass tunics to the tailor and have them cut giant holes in front of my pussy. For the air.

Hey, you should absolutely not have to change your name if you don’t want to. My current girlfriend’s last name is from her late husband and she loves it as it gives her some great first-last name alliteration. If I’m ever lucky enough to marry her she is more than welcome to keep that one, take mine, or go back to…

This is a website for humans, not dogs.

i really got chills reading your comment, strangely. “they free us when they leave us...” that was so nice and weird.

Yes, this is exactly how I’ve felt with the death of every pet. The line “The freedom is welcome but not entirely comfortable, like a gift of clothing that I couldn’t otherwise afford.” so perfectly captures it. My method of grieving when I lose a pet is to embrace the little things lots of people take for granted but…