Yes it does get better in time. I’ve had to have two cats put to sleep, fortunately by a vet that does house calls. We did end up with two more, and then a third. And I will likely have to call that vet again in a decade or so, because even well-cared-for indoor cats don’t last forever.

This is where Donald Trump came from.

Calm down there, Satan.

As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:

You should un-know them

Actually, that’s a very accurate statement. :)

I recently ran across a young Maverick. :\

Michael Jackson did... Oh wait, that was Blanket... but it’s just as bad.

Granit (without the e) is actually a common Albanian male name...

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: those are great names, so long as you’re 100% certain your kid will be a big-dicked quarterback who has no aspirations after high school. See also: Canon, Colt, Magnum, all of the Palin names, other gun names, other animals, etc.

whaaaaaattttt?????

I had a friend in high school who named his dog Spatula. Maybe you should get a dog?

Granite is bad, but Cougar is like next level. Girl or boy? Because if it’s a girl, that’s a middle aged crisis waiting to happen.

Same here! Especially as I’ve been thinking Mandela would be a great boy name (as a white Ashkenazi Jew).

Beats the hell out of Fannypack, or Messengerbag.

that is so shitty i am so sorry.

A little respect for those of us who literally cannot have any caffeine ever, please.

I’m right there with you.