Cookies are joy. I’m trying to figure out why y’all keep murdering joy before it gets a chance to grow up.

You’re a bully!!!

This article would have been infinitely more useful if it included brands to try. I know all this already. What I don’t know is WHERE TO FIND THESE MAGICAL BRAS.

That’s assuming you survive all the bites you’d probably end up with. Seals look cute but they are predators, and they can be nasty.

#Team pinniped

A good portion of each of my months is dedicated to dealing with manatee tickets issued by fish and wildlife. Those guys take their manatee protection duties very seriously. Most people don't realize that federal tickets are a thing...

Is this just mantasy?

My cat, who once opened the freezer at 3am, somehow contorted his furry little self enough to snatch up a bag of frozen shrimp and pranced upstairs to enjoy them in my bed and looked shocked when I, too, did not nibble a frozen shrimp in delight, has more self control than the caramel lady.

I’m so sorry. I am Michaels cousin, and this is so unbearably painful. I am just so sorry anybody has to experience this type of senseless loss.

Oh hun, I am so sorry. ::Internet stranger hugs::

<3 x infinity.

I’m so sorry. <3

<3 you have my love.

Watch this website become a sentient being...what happens next will shock you!

It was legit filthy in 1798, tho.

SHE IS NOT BLACK. IT WILL JUST BE REGULAR OLD BLACKFACE BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT SHE IS DOING. Seriously. You just typed “acceptable blackface”. And you also commented on how we need to have empathy for this woman. You have some soul searching to do.

Thanks for asking the question I was wondering. I usually need to get my hair damp every day or I get frizzy so I'm unsure of the use for dry shampoo...

Thanks for asking the question I was wondering. I usually need to get my hair damp every day or I get frizzy so I'm…

I do! I usually wear my hair straight which is why dry shampoo is a god send (less washes= less boring 40 minutes sessions with the iron, damaging my hair to shit) but when I have time for asolutely nothing and am rocking 2nd day curly, I still use it. It should only go around the roots no matter what hair type and to…

I do! I usually wear my hair straight which is why dry shampoo is a god send (less washes= less boring 40 minutes…

“scrunch out the crunch” - when I get out of the shower, I scrunch in gel (aloe vera mixed with styling gel), diffuse or let that air dry, and then once 100% dry, flip my head over and scrunch the ends to break up the gel so my hair doesn’t look or feel crunchy. The move is actually flip your head over, massage your…

“scrunch out the crunch” - when I get out of the shower, I scrunch in gel (aloe vera mixed with styling gel),…

Yep. You only spray your roots. It actually perfect for curly hair, as most curly haired folks have drier hair and shouldn’t be washing everyday (or every other!). Been using Batiste for years!

Yep. You only spray your roots. It actually perfect for curly hair, as most curly haired folks have drier hair and…