crazier ‘n u: I appreciate your kind words, and, in actuality, I have found the commenters on Jezebel to be some of the most informed, kindest, wittiest, and intelligent people around! It is the reason I am here, right now, instead of doing the million far more pressing tasks in my life. Thank you for your compliment,…

Actually, weirdly, I feel like you’re right. I feel like (THIS IS ALL MY FEELS NO SCIENCE HERE) when we see a gay male couple turning to a surrogate or to IVF or insemination to have a child, we think awww. But bring in any couple that involves a woman, be it lesbian or hetero, and they’re selfish for doing the same…

This is me, at a cat library that encourages adoption

Come for the kittens, stay for the green chile and crazy poverty levels!

*googles “cat library gif”*

Holy shit. I’ve seen some creative spellings on CakeWrecks before, but goddamn. That’s not “I’m unsure about this word,” that’s “I dropped acid and went swimming in AlphaBits.”

embarrassing cheering is literally the most important part of graduation ceremonies.

I’m similar so I use the greasy stuff for all the parts that’ll be covered by clothing and lighter Suave lotion for exposed skin.

I am so stealing this, you have no idea

More stars! This needs more stars!!!

I love this so much!

On the one hand, recognizing that the work a SAHM does benefits the family and is worthy of remuneration: I can see how this could arguably be a good thing, in a step-in-the-right-direction way.

I have similar proportions, and always had to deal with the giant waist gap if I wanted to get the jeans over my butt. Jeggings appear to have solved this problem. Also, Not Your Daughter’s Jeans make a mid rise that actually comes in enough at the waist.

I use pencils every day when I test students. The Blackwings are my personal favorite. I dream of getting a bouquet of pencils every fall when school starts up again. Love pencils. I love pens and stationary too. Simple pleasures.

More on the venerable Blackwing 602

No shame. Except if you pay $2 per.

I’d take this over This Week in Tabloids any day.

I was so hoping for a daring hairstyle look, but now that you’ve mentioned it, it does look like a camera behind her.

Daring hairstyle. It kinda blows my skirt up!