I was walking through town once and a woman stopped me. “HII!! Wow, I haven’t seen you in forever! How are you?”

We should trade. I love eyeliner.

If I could get Glossybox to stop sending me perfume and nail polish, it would be perfect. But man, I hate perfume and nail polish.

Just as an FYI: "Classic Groupthink" is a different blog from "Groupthink." Classic Groupthink's entire purpose is to mock/spear/satire (I've never really been quite sure which) the Groupthink site.

Just as an FYI: "Classic Groupthink" is a different blog from "Groupthink." Classic Groupthink's entire purpose is to mock/spear/satire (I've never really been quite sure which) the Groupthink site.

Fugglers make the BEST house guards. Mine terrifies guests on the regular. :-)

HIIIIIIIII!!!!! I haven’t been around much, ‘tis true! I miss you all! I’ve been locked in my house with my thesis work. Grad school has stolen my internet time. :-( How’s yourself? And the Fuggler?

So, it's really about ethics in soap journalism, then. #sudsygate

I LOVE YOU FOREVER FOR THIS GIF. Now please excuse me, gotta go watch Tombstone.

Does anyone know if the Rollerlash actually works? I almost never wear mascara because I have long eyelashes and protrudent eyes, and my lashes always end up hitting my glasses, which drives me bonkers. If I'm feeling all fancy, I'll use an eyelash curler, which kind of works (for a few hours, at least), but I don't…

Does anyone know if the Rollerlash actually works? I almost never wear mascara because I have long eyelashes and…

I second the motion.

I AM SO HUNGRY NOW

"Sweet" my left cheek!

Yes they do. But not usually on such a large scale.

Yes, Their Eyes Were Watching God. I read a lot of great books as an undergraduate, but I think this was my favorite.

Doesn't "surplus" suggest that they would've eaten at least one of them, though?

She was sure her dog was going to die. She was screaming and running for the hose, but that dog just took charge. It was a rural Lhasa .... they lived on a few acres in the mountains. So it wasn't like the a pampered city pooch or anything. But I never knew that Lhasas could be fierce.

That one looks like a burglar in a Snuggie.

My entire college education was worth it just for that book though. I love that book.

They are SCARY! You are right to be afraid. And it doesn't surprise me that there are creeper raccoons!