Oh yeah.

OH, SNAP.

oh my God. You are a hero. A hero!

I would never have guessed that.

Oh, very well done. Bravo!

I can't hold their natures against them. They're just doing what they were born to do! But man, they are freakin' TERRIFYING.

Poor kitty!! I had a friend whose Lhasa Apso killed a raccoon on their property, and she was never prouder of her floofy dog than at that moment.

All baby mammals are cute. :-)
BUT THEY ARE EVIL.

Yes! Raccoons are BAD NEWS, people. Thanks for the image.

Damn it! I'm so sorry!

Aha!! And now I know more than I did. Thanks!

I read a brilliant book around twenty years ago called "The Architect of Sleep." It was an alternate-universe story where raccoons had developed into the most intelligent species, not primates .... I was very impressed with it at the time, although I don't know what I'd think about it now. But it did instill in me a…

I think they have to wash all their food, because they don't have salivary glands (or something). It's possible to frustrate the bejeezus out of them by giving them Saltines, which just dissolve when they wash them ...

Adorable monsters of death!!

Tea Cake haunts me.

They kill for fun. A raccoon got into a friend's hens and killed around 10 of them. Didn't eat any of them, just killed 'em for entertainment. They're very cute, but totally vicious.

I don't know why more people aren't terrified of raccoons. They're big, they'll eat anything, and they have HANDS. Oh, and they carry a parasite deadly to humans. Fun creatures!

I am proud/embarrassed to say I have all of these items. Except for edible underwear. Because ew.

yeah, that's what I find too. I was hoping for a little miracle! Ah well. Thanks!

It doesn't make them fade, but it makes the color transfer to my clothes.