What if your hair is massively dyed? My curl is reduced now that I've been keeping my hair screaming bright pink for five years, but I have a devil of a time finding a good styling product that doesn't result in loosening the color and making all of my collars pink.

(It's dark and nefarious, but do you buy albums?)

Does anyone else think Little Edie and Juliette Lewis look remarkably alike?

I love milk. I sometimes have milk cravings so intense that I'll drink a gallon in 24 hours. My dad is allergic to milk protein, but not me .... GIMME.

WE FINALLY AGREE ON SOMETHING FOOD RELATED! (A chorus of angels sings!!)

WOULDN'T WE ALL LOVE TO WEAR LEGGINGS AND BE PRINCE ALL THE TIME?!? Oh, we WOULD!!!

I'm so glad I can sew. I made my wedding dress. (Twice, because I didn't like it the first time.) I had no one to blame but myself! However, if I hadn't done it myself, my stepmother would have done it, and we would have had exactly these arguments ... and she may have stabbed me with pins. "Accidentally," of course.…

Agreed. I was having this discussion only yesterday IRL. We were actually talking about weaving, and how in cultures where the men do the weaving, it is regarded as art and highly valued, and in cultures where women do the weaving, it is seen as utilitarian and low-valued. BAH.

The girls were also very good at altar service. So many boys drifted away over time.

I care not one fig for HRH Harry, but THIS BABY. THIS IS THE CUTEST BABY. Let me love you, adorable baby!

Do you want to marry a man with such a history of substance abuse and anger? Pretty, though.

WAIT. There are DARK CHOCOLATE triple ginger cookies?!? Why didn't I know this?

What was that last critter? A dog? The front half of an alpaca?

awesome, thank you!! Saved. :-)

ooooo! Would you be willing to share?

Oh, hell yeah. SO GOOD.

Doooo eeeeeeet .... you know you want to. And honestly, it's super easy, so you get a lot of bang for little effort.

Go forth and make converts:

Long ago, my best friend gave me her recipe for what her family calls Jezebel Sauce ... a cranberry sauce with horseradish and mustard. That shit is GOOD. I make metric tons of it and eat it on everything. I make everyone else eat it. I have converted hordes to the cult of Jezebel Sauce. When cranberry season is over,…

Honestly, he's probably dead. Just sayin'.