We are a small army, but a fierce one! (Also, I love your user name!)

YES! It's gross. Thank you for being on the side of righteousness and justice.

THOSE LOOK BEAUTIFUL. I want them.

I love cheesecake, but I could see not liking it, especially if it was a texture thing. Nutella just tastes like chemicals and sugar. I really don't like hazelnut-flavored things.

THANK YOU. Solidarity!

Nutella has animal products? I never knew. I can't say it improves my opinion of the stuff.

I want your egg. Bacon IS magic.

I feel no shame! Not even a little!

Even if I was alone, I would be ok with that. You enjoy that Nutella ... very far away from me.

More for you, though ... right?

I think I am the only person in the world that hates Nutella.

It wasn't banned from a festival, exactly ... but from Oakland's First Friday Art Murmur. Happens every month.

DO EEEEEEET!

If you can find someone willing, I'll sponsor the research ... in other words, I'll pay for the sandwich. BUT THERE MUST BE PICTURES.

I would pay good money to watch someone eat this. And photograph it.

Who am I kidding? I LOVE THEM BOTH! #teambreakfast

... you don't like pancakes? What on earth is objectionable about a pancake? Whatever, more for me.

I care nothing for Kim and Kanye, but good lord they made an adorable baby. That kid is so cute it hurts. #TEAMNORTH

I love how much distain you can express with a set of quotation marks. :-)

Oh, it looked like a slightly fancy croque madame to me, and that is one of my favorite sandwiches ever. Yum.