I will make you that sandwich for the low, low price of $24.95. Heck, I'll even bake the bread for it. But no lobster mac'n'cheese. That's ridiculous.

I'm too old.

But all the letters are backwards!

It would not surprise me. Bubble tea seems like it HAS to be the beginning of an alien invasion.

It will taste of squashed sadness. And feet.

WE FINALLY AGREE ON A FOOD THING!! I feel like I won the lottery. God, I'm weird.

I want them both. I would figure out a way to wear them at the same time, and I would take up more room in the grocery store than anyone.

Never made it to the internet ... this was in 1991 or '92. I am An Old.

We would make a giant batch of onigiri and work late into the night. This was in the days before scanners! She would do most of the translating, and I did all the lettering, as well as all the paste-up. I also flopped panels if needed, so they would read correctly left to right. Our tools were a light table, a set of…

A college roommate and I did a translation of Ranma. It was a fun project, made more so by the fact that we should've been doing homework.

I actually teared up reading that forward. I'm such a sap.

Exactly.

It drives me BONKERS. It's so infantilizing.

Rats, I can't edit my comment. The "you" I am addressing is Ms. Brooks.

How about I just balance, upright, with no leaning? That's hard enough. And how about you stop calling me "girl?"

Buy Panda! OR ELSE.

Great. Now I want to be rich, so I can have one of those Zac Posen dresses and someplace to wear it.

The only reason I don't think I could have a pet pig is then I could never eat bacon again. I really love bacon.

Yeah ... this ad is over 30 years old, I guess. A lot has changed!

I just read this referenced article this morning as well ... and one of the things I found interesting was that those overalls and sneakers were the clothes she wore in off the street. Those were *her* clothes, not ones picked by a stylist or the ad agency.