Also part of the deal: Owen Daniels has been released to manage a Denver area Papa Johns.

Surprised no one warned them about picking up VD from the west coast.

The vine of the cheerleader swirling her pom poms as McCown injures his shoulder is amazing.
[wham!]
McCown: Ah, my shoulder!
Cheerleader: Go Rams!

+7.5

Football helments can’t melt neck ligaments

Coach Carroll suspects it was a pre-existing condition. “Looking at the video, there’s no way just the impact alone could’ve caused this injury.”

Head coach Pete Carroll said that Lockette will miss the rest of this season, but that he doesn’t know if the injury is career ending.

Why doesn’t he just drink recovery water instead?

“He has full motion and feeling in all extremities...”

That is fantastic. Now I have to learn to play an instrument so I can start a band called Spacious Taint.

Garçon also sued Google for racial harassment for calling him “boy.”

Samer’s secret fear can’t register to vote yet.

JPP’s POINTER FINGER: “Take me out!”

+1

Blows them up on Fourth of July, reveals them right before Halloween. They’ll grow back on Easter.

Don’t be so cavallari with their health

An amused Bill Belichick has posted this photo to his MyFace, YourFace, and InstantFace pages.

Browns logo cloud?