only about 400 fans showed up

To be fair, his lack of knowledge on tactics was barely noticable during his soccer broadcasts. We were too busy noticing his lack of knowledge of the player’s names, the basic rules of soccer, and his shouting at us when there was no reason to be shouting.

Yeah, but like Barry said, they took into account the era. By rough estimate Pedro Martinez would have won 9898798 games pitching when Cy played.

Wade Boggs' liver might disagree.

I don’t know, Chris. I have both DraftKings AND ISIS at the top of my list of “Organizations I’d Like to See Rocketed into the Sun”

It’s good to see a Greek do the bailing for once.

Is it worse than calling something “new hip Gretchen Wieneresque” in your mind?

Your comment is butt.

DON’T ENCOURAGE THIS

Expecto Ungreyo

Yeah but when Voldemort does it we’re supposed to not even mention him by name. Make up your mind, people.

He’s got some nerve, considering his fanbase has provided the world with much more entertainment this season than he has.

Because cops are the most reliable people in the world and never ever would say anything untrue to help a friend get out of trouble. This is the same generation that sends swat teams to peoples houses when tickets go unpaid. all of them need real training and discipline once in a while. not a slap on the wrist over to…

Yeah we should just start body slamming children who don't listen. That will teach them.

Imagine if an African American security officer did this to a white high school student.

Imagine a cop did this to your kid. In fact, imagine anyone did this to your kid.

The first time I saw this, I was shocked at how she flew across the floor. On the second viewing, I got really sad at the lack of reaction from the other students. They’ve seen this shit before. Look at them. They barely flinch. I would have been out of my mind if this happened in my suburban, lily white high school.

Thank you for the opportunity to re-post the best photo ever:

Cain, who is one of the Royals’ most dangerous hitters and who had never attempted a sacrifice bunt before last night, admitted after the game that it was his idea to take two shots at a bunt before striking out on the third pitch: