I'm sure every Rockets player who put on those uniforms was praying they didn't end up on a poster.

At this point I’m pretty sure Billy King is just trolling Nets fans.

He’s got some nerve, considering his fanbase has provided the world with much more entertainment this season than he has.

It’s pretty impressive that food and beverage companies have managed to keep the recommended daily amount of sugar off of nutrition labels for this long. I read in a (probably unreliable) study that you should have something like 50 grams of sugar daily, which is less than a single 20oz bottle of Coke. Who knows if…

What was that you said about a crowd?

This is perfect.

Here’s your answer:

Kevin Johnson announced late Tuesday that he won’t be running for a third term as mayor of Sacramento.

If I had to guess, I’d say Fred Smoot was a powdered donut guy.

If they have been working on this in practice for over a year, the Patriots have obviously seen it before.

The collective takes from our old grumpy baseball writers might burn a hole in the ozone layer.

It’s a very Canadian way to describe a crime. He’s just lucky they didn’t charge him with “unkindness”.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more bat-flip.

Alternate theory: Hawk Harrelson put it there.

-Cardinals fan, on how that black guy got past the bouncer.

But they can't afford to be TOO lenient. It's not like he just raped someone.