Jeb: No, you hang up first! Haha. Ok we’ll hang up together in 3...2...1... did you do it?

Chalmers: Hi yes, operator, this is Mario Chalmers and I have an issue here in the 305.

Gross. +1

That’s nothing — after Phil Mickelson won the British Open, he fucked the Claret Jug. Well, not the Claret Jug, but a jug. Or, I guess not a jug, but some jugs.

Lacob’s Splatter

Reporter: Percy, let’s get your opinion — do you think a hot dog is a sandwich?

The National Suicide Prevention Hotline can be reached at 1 (800) 273-8255.

Missouri loves company.

Can we PLEASE stop talking about the Royals celebration and shift focus back to tonight’s Game 6?? As a Mets fan, I really think that deGrom is going to dominate and the offense will chase Cueto early.

Nearly I Read It As Five Times As I Knew What He Was Talking About

That is a really awkward headline

Well, he’s put in a few average performances for PSG as well; when he gets back to his level consistently, I’d rate very few ahead of him. As for the Madrid middies, he’s def. better than Isco. James, however, is top class. Just needs to get healthy. Different styles, but for me it’s a wash.

The problem was the situation not the player. Di Maria can easily make a case for being the best attacking midfielder in the world. In fact, I think he is the piece of the Jenga tower that was RM last year. Isco and James are simply not on the level of Di Maria and Madrid’s attack is not as effective against other top…

So it’s not a Cardinals thing with you people. It’s a Missouri thing.

You won the Series, wipe the damn chip off your shuolder this video is awesome and that’s why it was posted.

See you next year, go Halos

I think you’re doing Daniel Snyder a real disservice by suggesting he’s not capable of being simultaneously spiteful and incompetent.

Baylor could use a quarterback...

“he’s only halfway there!”

Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson thinks this is bullshit.