No. If Drake’s gonna marry a basic white girl who can’t dance, it will be ME.

So, you mixed up Drake and John Legend, think that Taylor Swift’s music is NOT overproduced, slyly point out that she’s blond and skinny and not jiggly (she does a lot of dancing in her videos btw), and like Drake’s video because he’s dancing cheesily to what is effectively Musak with a beat.

Would.

My husband came to the decision to not have children, after having it on the docket for a while. A bunch of personal factors came into play. What’s tough about it is that lingering fear that you’ll change your mind and it will be too late.

I will never miss an opportunity to remind the world that Maya was once in The Rentals.

I feel like her Hillary prosthetics were a little overkill (like, did she think the whole thing would fall apart if she kept her nose the same?). I guess it’s just what happens when celebrities have an arsenal of makeup artists and no budget limits.

This is a great idea, but the headline is hilariously depressing.

Fuck this headline, fuck Olbermann’s foul passive aggression, but also fuck the 99.9% of Mike Pence that is not grieving a dog.

I know commenting here is sort of an exercise in futility, but the Amazon Gold Box fashion deals are honestly... not deals. MSRP for brands like Jessica Simpsons are rarely consistent with what you would get at a department store and you can find these at the same prices or less at other stores like DSW etc.

I know commenting here is sort of an exercise in futility, but the Amazon Gold Box fashion deals are honestly... not…

Every single bit of 90s reissue-chic gives me heartburn, but especially the nasty Web 1.0 graphics going on in that Placebo Pets post. Sweet jiminy jesus.

Counterpoint: that bouncy-ass riff on “Closer”

WRONG

Pareene, you’re a gift.

Take your MRA bullshit out of here, you burner-ass troll

http://rollingout.com/2013/07/23/beyonces-weave-gets-stuck-ina-fan-as-she-performs-halo-on-stage-watch-now/

Upon reading an MRI: “Man, my back hurts just looking at this!”

Although she’s definitely not publicity-shy, she’s a fucking badass and has a storied career of fighting for civil rights.

Shondaland’s got them beat (although this character isn’t new)

To paraphrase Saved By The Bell, she could wear a pizza on her head and it would still look amazing.