They’re always so self-serving. There’s never a “smug vegan athlete celebrates 120” story, though I can’t say I’m complaining.

I agree. Weird angle?

I don’t eat off of my legs.

Also, Naya Rivera is a notorious shit-talker/beef-starter.

So John Lennon’s son doesn’t have the most progressive attitude toward women, especially as it relates to violence? Color me shocked. I did like that one album he did 15 years ago that was good.

I feel like maybe it’s a bigger deal that this guy has a rebel flag tattoo then it is that he was a pizza delivery driver. Although, I did deliver pizza in college so I guess I’m biased?

Always with the fucking Guy Fawkes mask.

I thought the pic was with an infant. There’s one with a 5 YEAR OLD too?

Any of my peeps out here who missed the deadline and accidentally opted the fuck out? My Dharma ‘n Greg haircut, captive bead earrings (3 on each side) and assortment of feather boas are now a distant memory.

I don’t know if my love of Drake and Rih can overcome how annoyed I am with that horrific text layout. Baby, call me and I’ll hook you up with a good graphic designer.

Yeah, I’m hung up on this too.

DID SOMEONE SAY BABY

Yeah, I was buying a unisex backpack this morning and the colors all had slight variations. I sure as fuck won’t deny this is a thing, though. Also, tampons should be covered as medical devices.

I have always loved Gucci’s music but that love faded when I saw that video of him sucker-punching a lady. Glad he is turning it around, I guess?

Dang, I just got a recommendation for that foundation but it’s sold out :(

Dang, I just got a recommendation for that foundation but it’s sold out :(

Also I said the F word because I’m soooooo naughty!

I HATE THAT BILL SIMMONS TRAILER

2 and 4 are indistinguishable but also my most Would, and I don’t know which one #3 is. I’ll see myself out.

she definitely looks like a member of that squad!

Anybody think Cersei will out Tommen’s parantage as a Hail Mary to save her ass?