Ok but let’s talk about how Costco IDs are those hilariously grainy digital black and whites that you can borrow from almost anyone and get away with.

The D-Day app isn’t actually free today, it just switched to freemium. As it stands it still costs a dollar to upgrade.

The D-Day app isn’t actually free today, it just switched to freemium. As it stands it still costs a dollar to…

Annnnd I just lost 5 minutes of my life because I thought Courtney Stodden and Doug Whatever got divorced and I guess they separated but then they reconciled because everything is horrible.

Too street?! Even on The Wire, which was literally about “the street” he was classy as fuuu. Rude.

So, I heard that Miley Cyrus dropped a 23-track Soundcloud album inspired by that one timeWayne Coyne was her dog or something, and I just can’t wait to get to it—the whole thing doesn’t sound exhausting in the slightest—

Remember when David Duke ran for president a long time ago and it was so fringe-y and outlandish? He could totally make a go of it today.

Best Dirt Bag opening paragraph ever.

I’m thinking it’s a good thing, because they tried to fit a LOT of plot into that abysmal finale, and now they can breathe over a longer season.

AUGH BURN IT

We have this one and I’m wondering what the difference is...

We have this one and I’m wondering what the difference is...

RIP HammSandy

Grampa?

your username tho <3

If he wanted to keep up with the demand, he’d have to get cloned. Either make a genetically identical copy of himself, or train somebody in his methods and techniques. He went with bachelor number two, which ended up being Rob, though Rob no longer was one. (We’d gotten married the month before.)

Oh, like nobody has ever hate-attended a wedding before.

I have to keep them handy else I fuss with them subconsciously at work. Then I have a hair and a breakout, hooray 30s.

“Jewess”

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Star if you’re crippled with anxiety over the Democratic primary because of the bloodbath that was the 2008 election.