I had a dream I was watching a live production of 30 Rock and now I remember why - I watched this before bed. I want to go (back) to there.

I’m not a person dismissive of pop culture or anything of that nature, I own multiple TVs and I don’t even hate the Kardashians. But of all the world’s bounty of reality shows, I have had the HARDEST time trying to figure out what the appeal is of The Bachelor/Bachelorette. This... this is the closest I’ve ever come…

She’s hot in a way that straight girls are comfortable acknowledging and has an accent. Boom.

I always thought it was because it reduces... odors.

Costs even less outside of NY!

It wasn’t IMO but Taylor is hella defensive and wants everyone to like her. So.

A white girl who does the Raps.

No words. Bravo indeed. Thanks for writing this.

Every time I hear Chris Brown on the radio I shed a tear because he’s taking up precious real estate that Trey, Miguel, Ne-Yo, fuck, even Jeremih could be occupying. EVAPORATE ALREADY, BREEZY.

I know you didn’t just bring up 112!!! Whatever happened to those guys? Are they deserted on an island somewhere with Jagged Edge and Next?

Neneh Cherry approves http://genius.com/Neneh-cherry-b…

A+++++++++++++

Oh nooooo. “Healthy” tampons. Do they have good blood pressure levels and low cholesterol? Are they free of trans fats?

Thanks for sharing, I feel like information like this would have been great in the actual article.

Not a personal check? I love me a $10 check

Also, let’s not forget that S. Bullock is the mom of the CUTEST KID ON THE PLANET:

Relevant: this morning I was served an ad from a concealed-carry organization on Pinterest. PINTEREST.

All I heard was, “Exposition, exposition, brooding serious actorface exposition.” ZZZzzzzz

Computer infections... viruses... if only there was some of... ah, never mind.

Rachel Dolezal