My dad’s FAVORITE JOKE 4EVZ.

If she was really sharp she could have just pretended like this was an undercover research project to troll us observe the world’s reaction. But use of Capital Letters to Sound Important (Especially as a Communications Professional) is usually a red flag of Dumbassery.

JANELLE MONAE JANELLE MONAE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JANELLE MONAE

And make sure you wear nylons underneath, even if you’re wearing sandals. *shudder*

Stealing that!

Hahahaha. I think this is just a photo link gone bad. I do like being in a hall of pantsuits, tho

Floridians be like, yep, sounds like Memorial Day

I love that Victoria Beckham somehow retains fashonista status even though she’s been repping 2007 for the past 8 years.

Mother of God.

Oh my god. Why did I visit “Mayhem’s” blog.

Wearing shorty shorts at a carnival when I was maybe 13 at the oldest and a grizzly old guy commented on my legs. I was terrified and called home and my parental figure said that’s what I should expect by dressing like that. Said parental figure bought the clothes for me.

Wait, was Joan serious about sending her son away?

Related: http://www.newrepublic.com/article/120916…

Okay but that Sea Mineral smell tho.

I thought it was Midge too!! Don and his brunettes, man.

The Blonde in the Bleacher and You Turn Me On, I'm a Radio are A++++ and v. 70s.

I have "angular" features which is code for pretty from some angles and HUH from others.

Janelle Monáe as Dorothy. THERE IS NO OTHER ACCEPTABLE OPTION.

"Why did your brother hire a bodyguard?"

Are we reading the same blog? Every article this site posts about her gets railed for being too pro-Lena.