they were hoping the readers would swarm...

Oh, Honey. 

Yep. By contrast, I got my first cell phone and home internet access in 1994, long before either were ubiquitous. I was 30 years old. Still hate texting and all of you kids can just get off my lawn.

When I ask mediocre white men where they get their confidence, they take it as a compliment and not the insult that it is.

Atta girl.

MTG doesn’t need therapy. She is just a bad person who likes to do cruel things and therapy can’t fix people like that.

So this guy raped a minor and is being supported by the group that thinks the democratic party is run by secret pedophiles that must be stopped?

He wanted to “Old Yeller the dog?????" What a fucking asshole. 

Miracle-workers. Saints, all. I want to send my teenage children to them.

Ok, I was going to say, I hope you took your sister to a no-kill shelter, at least.

The only logical step is to accuse your sister of biting the dog so you could have her euthanised for a sad YouTube video.

Bullshit on the “can’t be rehomed” nonsense. There are rescues that specialize in training and rehoming “difficult” dogs. Dogs that were trained to fight to the death have been successfully deprogrammed and transformed into loving pets.

A stray dog bit my sister once and we blamed my sister and kept the dog. (We also kept my sister.)

I’m tired of the emphasis on tits in general.

I’m Asian and this immediately brings to mind a look that is apparently called the Beijing Bikini in China - old dudes with their undershirts rolled up to let their stomachs air out. Who knew they were trendsetters!

“We donate to anything that helps educate people about the horrors of the Holocaust, as long as it is apolitical.”

The Duggars’ are fuming with envy right now...

The areligious population is growing. Would be nice if we could actually build a political voting bloc that could go up against Pence/Noem. But, White atheist dude bros like Bill Maher/Joe Rogan/Dawkins ruined atheism with the misogyny, racism, islamophobia, transphobia and the general assholery.

Nothing more manly than relying on the rest of the community to do the heavy lifting for you.

You mean...mammaries?