You caught us.

No, they are the cops. All 50 of them, their shields, color coordinated windbreaker jackets, and unmarked cars, smell of bacon. The feds are planting agents in protest groups, right and left.

Dude, you’re so right. The physical pain I am in due to my pregnancy is nothing compared to your miserable, lonely existence. I mean, my symptoms will go away in six months and I’ll get to experience the immense love and joy of a child and husband, but you’ll still be a sad, little man that no woman wants to touch.

There’s also the case where some fucker grabs your camera and basically uses it to take a dick pic - can there be any question about whether that one is getting shredded?

I have cousins who are very tall, and in their part of the UK it meant that they were constantly being challenged to fight by drunk dickheads every time they went out to a pub.

I don’t know why anyone would have a problem with him frequenting gay bars. If he’s spending money there and not bothering anyone else, who the fuck cares? 

We were at the Open Championship at St Andrews a few years back and one of the big screens panned over to Prince Andrew walking up the fairway.

Whereby a few tables over, some local shouts at the top of his lungs “Oi, get your arse back on this side of the c***ing fence like the rest ay us.”

I’m not sure it was the…

I think The Palace should cut its losses.

His forebears have been raping children since the Norman conquest at least. There have never been any consequences, there will never be any consequences. Especially when you consider that there have been several scandals involving child sex rings and politicians. It was brushed under the rug. So will this be. 

Oh yeah? Well, my neighbor’s brother-in-law’s friend in Mexico took the vaccine and now has the strength of ten men and a mane of luxurious blonde hair. Case closed!

“It’s worse than Tiger Woods, worse than Kevin Spacey and worse than Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky—put together.”

I saw a tweet or tiktok that said something along the lines of “Eric Clapton pays Chicago blues, but he prefers the Delta variant.”

Bingo.

How can you be confused about the power imbalance between a 22 year old intern and the President of the US? Though you’re confused by the concept that this is a fictionalized take by Ryan Murphy that never presented itself as unbiased so...guess that's how.

While I don’t presume to speak for Cuomo, I, too, am a woman seeking to control her body. My ass just won’t quit.

THIS.

I’m autistic so my guide is this:

I understand that this is dirtbag, so the flippant tone is expected, but it seems oddly callous and weird to me that you’re treating a situation involving alleged guardianship abuse as a sibling rivalry. If Britney Spears’ testimony is anything to go by, she holds her entire family responsible for the abuse she has…

And NO ONE was protecting her.

That’s an early 80s dress. Fashion is circular; what’s in now will be out later and what was in before will come back. We’re due for an 80s resurgence - not the ridiculous neon stuff and ponytail out of the side of the head or the enormous hair, but the real things people wore - simple cuts, pleated pants with narrow…