If you’re a cake eater maybe 

It's the Republican singularity.

He didn’t WANT the money; it was forced on him by the Commies on the city council. But, you know, since they have it now, probably time for his pal Ed’s construction company to get going on that publicly-funded titty bar.

This entire comment is patently insane to me.

For me it’s kind of akin to someone saying they didn’t vote in an election and then being upset when their preferred candidate doesn’t win. They like to think that their one vote won’t make a difference, but if everyone else felt the same way then, well, we’d all be fucked. But I did try and have a similar…

You have to go outside. You have to meet your delivery person.

I feel like it’s perfectly fine to have no sympathy for those who contract this disease through selfish, reckless behavior that endangers the rest of us. Is it a punishment? Of course not. It’s a consequence. I don’t feel any more compassion for the person who contracts COVID as a result of this type of behavior than…

“that forcing a virus to be an individual responsibility instead of a community one”

“You’re most likely mad at yourself for denying yourself the pleasures that someone else enjoyed.”

You’re most likely mad at yourself for denying yourself the pleasures that someone else enjoyed.

I’m sorry for all the women who endured Manson’s abuse, but I am so glad to see they are speaking up for themselves and having a MeToo reckoning now. Solidarity. Fuck that guy and his shit music. There’s nothing edgy about abusing and terrorizing women.

Yes, there was a reason I specifically referenced Hoffman. 

I thought that way too. But then someone pointed out that America sucks and so she probably isn’t doing this because she actually thinks Gorilla Glue is at fault or blames them for her mistake, but because it’s the only way she’ll actually be able to afford the medical care.

And in a capacity where you’re nothing more than eye candy for football fans who don’t even respect you?

Why is it someone’s dream to work for free for an extremely, obscenely rich, sexist organization? I really do not understand. 

Wait, who the fuck is bringing Miss Piggy in to this?!?

Actually, Dita is more popular now. And it tickles me to no end that when she comes to town, she plays larger venues than Manson does....

Not the traditional seeing a coworker leave, but some great schadenfreude:

Putting the “supposedly” in “A Supposedly Feminist Website”

It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians