I can relate. High on hash in college, I looked down at my watch and walked right into a huge metal lamp post on campus. I hit the damn thing so hard you could hear the whole post vibrate like a bell, “Boioioioioioioing.....”

I love this story. Were you actually wearing a watch?

FUCK that doctor.

You get my vote!

When reloading the stapler (an object 8 year-old me was not supposed to handle), I stapled both of my thumbs together. I pressed the chamber closed with my thumbs side by side, not understanding stapler dynamics. My parents keeled over laughing and made me pose for photos with my bloody, stapled-together thumbs…

No lies detected.  I don’t trust white women to do better until I see them doing so.  I am sorry if white women voted like black women in 2016 we wouldn’t have thousands of dead Americans right now.

The water is soooooooo foggy that I want to barf from just looking at it. 

Oh, I’m sorry.

Photo for reference.

I would bet real money that that “review” was actually written by the Vice Bro (Marketing). It just sounds way too much like infomercial copy. (Unless...this is how “the bros” actually talk? Let’s leave that as a rhetorical question; I truly do not want to know.)

If it makes you feel any better, consider the tens of millions of dollars in VC money this company will burn through before it fails just because a group of tech bros convinced a group of finance bros to pay for it.

Oh please, they are not fucking victims. Kendall’s entire family deals in snake oil and deception on a regular basis.

I meant partisan. Like no one will argue that children shouldn’t go hungry or they shouldn’t be taught to read. (Opponents will just quietly cut funding for such initiatives.) You can’t overly oppose those issues like abortion or climate change or foreign aid.

She absolutely did not murder her husband and i detest the fucking joke, i think anyone even repeating this dumb ‘That Bitch Carol Baskins’ meme and perpetuating this joke are falling into super obvious misogynistic trappings spewed by Joe and his friends and perpetuated by the Doc makers and fans of the show.

It’s a bad time for people in recovery.

So: You have a place in the city, with heat that just comes on, endless water at the tap, a pipe that carries all your wastewater away, a full kitchen, lots of cabinets, full size stove and oven, big fridge, separate beds, and full media communication.

You pile into a vehicle that (at best) is 320 square feet, with 1/8…

In the post Covid world I wouldn’t mind if “Social Influencers” was no longer a thing...

Pish, posh. All the pishes and the poshes. 

I have a lot of contact with kids who have developmental delays and you know what?